We have something special for you this week. A Unicorn interviewing a Unicorn. We ran into Andrew and knew there could only be one. Initially there was a fierce sparkle battle, but then friendship was gained thanks to a flask.

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‣ So, ah, what's your ah, what's your name?

My name is Andrew.

‣ Andrew! And, ah, can you tell me a little bit about your outfit?

It's, ah, sparkly. It's, ah, the fitting of my myth.

‣ Your myth?

My myth.

(laughter)

‣ Tell me about the myth.

The ah, the myth, of, I don't know, the unique quality, the ephemeral. The... the... ah, I don't know. Ask me a better question!

‣ What made you decide to wear this today?

What made you decide to wear what you're wearing today? We seem to be wearing similar objects.

‣ Well, I, I woke up, or no I should say I got out of my tent at about 8pm, scratched my ass and decided that I, I wanted to have a giant horn on my head.

Mmm mmm.

‣ And, ah, with big perky ears and something people could pet. Would you feel that that coincides with what you got? You've got more flash, here. You've got sparklies.

I haven't been pet too much, that's true. I would not say that I was anticipating petting. And yet, and yet, now that you mention it, not a bad idea. Should seek petting.

‣ Yeah just go out and be like, "Hey ladies, do you like just one horn?" And, it works, it works pretty well, it works pretty well.

Good, good, good.

‣ Any final thoughts about what you're wearing? You've also got a pretty sparkly shirt, too.

You know, ah, no- it's all, it's all essential. That's basically the gist.

‣ Cheers!

Cheers!

And thus ends our epic Unicorn face off. All observers were left with rainbow rum in their hearts and glitter all over their faces.

Photos by StarFive.