What strange time machine brought this monster back? Something about a grown man in a child's cute dinosaur costume made us flock to him like moths to a road flair.

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‣ Can you explain what you are wearing?

So I'm wearing a child's dinosaur costume. But, this actually has some history to it, this is, this costume goes back about 5 years now, and it's, ah, it's, um... I earned the nickname T-Rex at one point during a trip to Mardi Gras. And, basically I went on this rampage after getting really drunk and went to Sonic Burger and I was like running up on people's tables and eating their food and generally just rampaging just, just, grabbing people and going AAARRRGH! So my friends bought me this T-Rex outfit, and made me wear it when we got back home for a night. And then again I rampaged in the T-Rex outfit, so now it's been a recurring theme, and I am known as T-Rex.

‣ Does the outfit fit you pretty well?

Well you can see that I had to rip out the crotch, the arms only come down to my elbows and knees. So yeah it was only made for a six year old.

Don't be fooled by that innocent smile, he's a carnivorous rampaging beast under all that dust and torn crotch. Be cautious around the one named T-Rex.

Photo by StarFive.